January 25, 2009
Why do people come into McDonalds?
It’s one of lifes greatest mysterys
For my own amusment I have compiled a list of 20 thing you could otherwise be doing while you are wasting your life in a McDonalds.
1. Watching milk 2. Shopping for hammocks 3. Drinking yourself into a stupor 4. Braiding a homeless mans hair 5. Having a Johnny Depp movie marathon 6. Hosting a picnic for kittens 7. Translating dead languages 8. Staring at the ceiling 9. Enacting all the scenes from The Rocky Horror Picture Show in full costume 10. Chopping firewood 11. Baking lemon meringue pie 12. Writing amusing notes on post its 13. Learning to play the harp 14. Drawing a moustache on your pet fish 15. Composing haiku about celery 16. Designing a range of unicorn and strawberry themed satchels 17. Purchasing a rubix cube 18. Getting stranded on a desert island 19. Learn to bartend 20. Breeding seahorses
November 5, 2008
http://celesse.deviantart.com/art/Pumpkin-sitter-11654877
I really love halloween. It makes me want to break out in wild 70’s dancing. Or maybe not so much. But anyway, I am a huge fan of dressing up, pumpkins and being an all around prat so you can see why it tickles my fancy.
This halloween I didn’t do anything of paticular interest, just took the above photos and some more in that vein and watched some scary movies 
. Next halloween I wanna go trick or treating! Thats one halloween-type thing I have never done. I feel like I’m missing out.
xxx
October 12, 2008
For me, beauty spots are the ultimate makeup accesorie. These are my two favourite ways to wear beauty spots.
#1 Style: Marie Antoinette
What you need: foundation, primer, powder, black eyeliner, black mascara, cream eyeshadow, pink blush, pinklipstick, red lipgloss.
How to: First moisturize then apply primer all over your face and especially under your eyes. Then apply foundation. I used liquid and a brush but whatever suits you. Using a brush apply a lot of pink blush if you go overboard just wipe away with a tissue. Then using a sharp eyeliner pencil draw your beauty spot where a monroe would go. Power your face (this is important because it also sets the beauty spot). The next thing to do is apply creamy coloured eyeshadow all over your eyelid. Line your inner rim with black and use two coats of black mascara. The ideal lip colour is pinky rose since I dont have that I comprimised by applying pink lipstick and then a coat of red lip gloss.
Wear with: A vintage silk dress and feathers in your hair.
#2 Style: Classic/Cat Eye
What you need: foundation, powder, black pencil and black liquid eyeliners, black mascara, red lipstick, clear gloss.
How to: Moisturize and apply foundation. Using a sharp eyeliner pencil draw your beauty spot about a finger witdh under your left eye (or right). Powder your face. Use a pencil eyeliner on your waterline and extend into a kick. Use liquid for the top. Prep your eye with foundation then draw from the inner corner right out to the kick. Apply one coat of black mascara. This lipstick goes on like lipgloss and then it dries it also lasts for ages It’s Amazing! Anyway apply your red lipstick then blot and apply another coat. Top with lipgloss.
Wear with: Bouffant Hair, Pearls and Confidence.
That’s it for today, xxx
